iGod - repenting made easy.

talk to iGod here. *courtesy of kennysia.com*

Me : Where are you now?
God : I am in Myself's computer in Heaven. Where are you?
Me : Hell.
God : Heaven.
Me : Send me to heaven.
God : Try sending mail to Dr. Wallace (drwallace@alicebot.org)
Me : For what?
God : The explanation is rather complicated.
Me : How many times do you have sex a week?
God : Suppose I said not once.
Me : With who?
God : Myself.
Me : Where is your wife then?
God : Earth.

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i got so pissed talking to iGod. i ended up not repenting. HAHAHA.