31 January 2007

nexas, i love.

i've got nothing to blog about.
so i'm just gonna leave you something i got from the inbox.
go waste your time pondering..

Why is it that people say they “slept like a baby” when babies wake up every two hours?

If a deaf person has to go to court, is it still called a hearing?

Why do banks charge a fee on “insufficient funds” when they know there is not enough?

Why does Superman stop bullets with his chest, but ducks when you throw a revolver at him?

Why do Kamikaze pilots wear helmets?

Can you cry underwater?

Why do people pay to go up tall buildings and then put money in binoculars to look at things on the ground?

Who was the first person to look at a cow and say, “I think I’ll squeeze these pink dangly things here, and drink whatever comes out?”

Why do toasters always have a setting so high that could burn the toast to a horrible crisp, which no decent human being would eat?

Why do people point to their wrist when asking for the time, but don’t point to their bum when they ask where the bathroom is?

Why does your Obstetrician or Gynaecologist leave the room when you get undressed if they are going to look up there anyway?

Why does Goofy stand erect while Pluto remains on all fours? They’re both dogs!

Can blind people see their dreams? Do they dream??

If quizzes are quizzical, what are tests?

If corn oil is made from corn, and vegetable oil is made from vegetables, then what is baby oil made from?

If electricity comes from electrons, does morality come from morons?

Why do the Alphabet song and Twinkle, Twinkle Little Star have the same tune?

Did you ever notice that when you blow in a dog’s face, he gets mad at you, but when you take him on a car ride, he sticks his head out the window?

26 January 2007


i don't know why but i just don't feel like blogging so often anymore.
i know of the main reason being that i've got absofuckinglutely NOTHING to blog about.
i've tried blogging something interesting but in the end, it still sounds pretty lame.
my life isn't interesting. unlike the rest of the peeps i know.
most of my friends blog about their daily outing with their besties.
how much fun they had during the weekends in this club and that club.
they blogged about how grateful he/she is for having this certain friend who has helped them to solve this problem and that problem.
i'm jealous shit, frankly.
i'm jealous of people who has great girlfriends or boyfriends to be around them.
well, maybe i've been a bad friend.

but anyway, i've finally got a job in plaza mont' kiara
(i know. still, nothing interesting)
35 days of holiday was a torture for me.
i don't know how some of my friends can slack at home for 3 months.
i hate long holidays cause i cannot get my ass to stay quietly at home.

i suddenly missed going to college.
just the place and the fun i once had :)

hrmm, i have one very random question.
have you ever come across a situation where it's wrong for you to say something and it's also wrong for you not to say anything?

19 January 2007

yawns. it's 4 in the morning yo!

ryan was forced to clear his last year's annual leave by his boss.
so he took a 3 days leave started from last monday till yesterday.

4 days in total including sunday.

hahahahahhahahahahahahahahaha :D

i wanna laugh all i want cos i damn 7 happy lah.

cannot is it?

i went MIA. i know.

i was back with him to his hometown (in perak, FYI) for about 3 days.
it has been awhile since he last stepped his foot back there, i think.

and he wants to visit his parents. filial piety, yeah.

but anyways, we started our journey back to KL on tuesday night at about 9pm and halfway throughout the journey, we decided to take the turn heading towards genting highlands.

it was so freaking hot can die dot com. down here. not genting.

the only picture taken in genting. eh, no. there's another. asshole with the cap is camera shy - NOT.
he was errr, reading newspaper i guess? :)

that's ryan with his favourite so-called energy cereal. he won't let me show you his doink face.
i'd die.

we reached genting at about 11pm. no reservations made. no rooms reserved.
we went as a walk-in guest :)

if people don't know sure thought we came for one night stand lah.

cos we check-in so late what.

yayaya, like those scene you watched in movies.

but got a tad difference. we were not drunk. hehehe.

120 bucks for a night in Theme Park Hotel.
not too expensive, considering the fact that i'd have to pay 150 bucks for nothing due to the cancellation of rooms for my previous planned genting trip which was supposed to be 2 weeks ago. some friends decided to 'dont-want-to-go and dont-feel-like-going-already' and i've
already made the bookings using the credit card. genting has a really lousy cancellation policy i tell you. they don't allow me to cancel my bookings or at least return me 50% of the charged amount. not even changing names. so no choice lah.

i know you would most likely suggest me to divide the amount equally and ask the money from my friends. well, i did not. and i don't want to. reason because i would like to assume that they really have some things to do and were not able to make it to the trip. secondly, i am generous enough. i can afford a fucking 150 bucks. not at all a huge sum, aye?

dumbfuck. i shall cut the crap.

NO, actually i think 150 bucks is a fucking pretty good deal to buy a person's true colour.

12 January 2007

thnk u mom 4 wking me up 2 eat chckn rce.

the most horrifying dream ever.

kiss. BANG BANG. dead.

06 January 2007


ryan's right. who need those friends anyway?
euwww. i feel so disgusted. i wanna puke my lungs out.
i've been very stupid, i know.

baby, perhaps you could lend me your 1000 bucks knife?
for me to kill and slaughter them all?
promise i'll clean it?
so that you can continue using them to slice your truffle mushrooms and cut your wagyu beef :D
yerr, so disgusting. like my friends.

04 January 2007

WOAH. so longgg.

it's official that i ain't going back to study anymore.
yeah, i know working is tough, tiring, bla bla bla.
1649869 people told me that i WILL want to go back to study once i started working.
uh huh, of course i understood that.
but one needs to come out and work sooner or later, right?
any harm if i start early? no?
i hate studying. i just don't bloody have that studying material.
not i cannot study ho-kay? tiu.

i'm currently having a looooooooonggggg (yes, longer than ur lil brother) holiday.
but at the same time, i'm also in the midst of looking for a job.
recommendations, anyone?
everyone has been pressuring me to quickly get a job. reason because i kept bugging them ;P
my family.
my friends.
and even, my own boyfriend =/
coconut ryan labelled me as a lamer. MCH.

so bored can die okay. i did nothing at home lah.
no, i did stupid things :]
i can even present to you the top 10 signs that shows you're bored.
jeng jeng jeng.

10) you watch Vaanavil or Bloomberg on astro. yeah, it's not like i understand a single thing.
09) you talk to your pets and assume they understand what you've just talked about.
08) you randomly call people and ask what are they doing. upon getting your reply, you say "okay, bye."
07) you read backdated magazines. those from year 1999.
06) you drive to the nearest shopping mall without a single penny in your wallet, go for a round of window shopping and head home. but make sure you have enough money to pay for your parking ticket lah.
05) you wash your hand/face for no particular reason.
04) you listen to buddhist chantings and try to learn the lyrics. damn nice ho-kay the songs.
03) you visit www.languageguide.org to learn new languages. i know malay, i know english, i know mandarin, i know cantonese, i know hokkien, i know french. am currently learning japanese! i finally know how to pronounce grapefruit in japanese. it's so fucking funny.
02) you take up freelance job as a data entry[er] and worked your ass off albeit knowing that the pay is a little low :]
01) you think so much and cry not knowing for what fucks.

yeah. that's it. HAHA.

the best thing i've done so far during my holiday was ermmm, spending time with ryan and going to Velocity. bwahahaha.
there, some pictures for you to ease my your boredom.

shirley. benjamin. kenny. calvin. myself. chiyung.

ho-kay. that's all. *imitates Miranda from The Devil Wears Prada*
oh btw, Happy New Year peeps. and err..Merry Christmas. wtf.
sorry lah i don't have any new year's resolution cos i failed doing them every fucking year.