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There was a man who had 3 very loving girlfriends. They are all pretty and nice. And he's having great trouble trying to decide who to marry. So, he gave each one of them $5,000 and see what they do with the money.
The first one, went out shopping. Bought nice clothes & do up her hair and everything. She said to him: "I love you so much that I spent all the money to make myself look pretty and nice because I know you like it. Just for you." He's touched. This girl did everything so that he will love her.
The second girlfriend took the money and bought all kinds of nice clothes and latest gadgets for him. She said to him: "I love you so much that I spent all the money to buy you gifts and things that you like. I love you so much that I left nothing for myself." He's very touched. She gave everything to him.
The third girlfriend took the money and invested them into the stock market. Within 5 days, the money doubled. She took out the $5000, gave it back to him and the balance she opened another investment account. She said to him:"I love you so much that I'll help you grow your money so you won't have to worry about living. I'll take care of everything for you." Naturally, he's touched too. This girl is so intelligent and so loving.
Then he had to make a decision on who to marry; and he decided to marry the one with the BIGGEST breasts.
Morale of the story: Men will always be men.
The first one, went out shopping. Bought nice clothes & do up her hair and everything. She said to him: "I love you so much that I spent all the money to make myself look pretty and nice because I know you like it. Just for you." He's touched. This girl did everything so that he will love her.
The second girlfriend took the money and bought all kinds of nice clothes and latest gadgets for him. She said to him: "I love you so much that I spent all the money to buy you gifts and things that you like. I love you so much that I left nothing for myself." He's very touched. She gave everything to him.
The third girlfriend took the money and invested them into the stock market. Within 5 days, the money doubled. She took out the $5000, gave it back to him and the balance she opened another investment account. She said to him:"I love you so much that I'll help you grow your money so you won't have to worry about living. I'll take care of everything for you." Naturally, he's touched too. This girl is so intelligent and so loving.
Then he had to make a decision on who to marry; and he decided to marry the one with the BIGGEST breasts.
Morale of the story: Men will always be men.
4 comments:
i would too! i think i'll probably go for the 3rd girl = )
p/s: its a bonus if her breasts r well endowed :))
calvism,
i was very delighted when you chose the 3rd girl. i was like...ah, this is my emo calv! but after reading your P/S...darn disappointed. then i realized, yeah..my emo calv is a man damnit.
such a good story. there are bimbos on this earth because man told them, that was enough.
chaiyen,
hahahaha. rightt! i agree :D
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