big mistake.

was browsing through my sister's outdated Seventeen magazine (July 2006) a couple of minutes ago.

i saw this picture and i went...


i stared at it for a lil while more.

hrm..something's wrong somewhere. but where?

2 seconds later i spotted something.

macauhai.

i know lah this is one girlie girlie mag. but that doesn't mean that errors like these can be made okay.

you imagine a bunch of kawaii-ne girls who know nuts about football flipping through the mag and spotted that "so-called wayne rooney" picture.

"wahh why this guy so cute and hensem de?!"
"where where? which one?"
"there! this one lohh!"
"wahh! yah hor. very hensem oh!"
"ok lah. we are officially wayne rooney's fan from tolay lah ok!"

one weekend, the bunch of girls went to some nearby mamak stalls to have a drink. such co-incidence the mamak stall's television was airing astro's channel 80. got manchester united's live match eh!

the girls spotted the so-called wayne rooney kicking the ball and.....GOALLL!

"wahh wayne rooney is sooooooo good! summore so hensem! GO ROONEY GO ROONEY!"

everyone from the surrounding tables heard them.
they'd prolly go "gosh, this bunch of dumbfucks."
no, i mean I WOULD.

-__-"

damn memalukan right? and quite pitiful also you know to be labelled as a bunch of dumbfucks.

*sigh*

dear Ms. Editor/Writer of the Seventeen mag.
THIS is wayne rooney, asshole.


p/s: i know the world cup fever's over. but i'm a football freak. so cannot help it. sensitive issue man.