11 April 2006

1545287 people with 1545287 attitude.

YAY. it's a PH today.
don't need to go to work. wahaha :D
overnight in ryan's place yesterday. went to virgo's place in the afternoon. and head to sungei wang with virgo and cylee to look for some stuff today. friggin' tired.

first day of training has been pretty alright. i was placed in Human Resources department. interesting. because you get to meet many weirdos. the job applicants, the staff, bla bla. *sigh*

scene 1
*knocks the door and walk into the office*
"errr, ada vacancy tak?" (errr, is there any vacancy?)
"ada. tapi yang tinggal cuma steward, waiter, waitress dan front desk officer." (yes, but we only need stewards, waiters, waitresses and front desk officers)
"apa yang pertama tu?" (what's the first one you mention?)
"steward. yang buat kerja cuci kat kitchen." (steward. the one who does the washing job in the kitchen)
"ohh. kerja driver ada?" (ohh. do you have a vacancy for a driver?)
"takda. itu kita ada contract dengan orang lain." (don't have. for that we've had contact with other people)
"ohh. commis ada?" (ohh. do you have a vacancy for a commis?)
"takda." (don't have)
"ada apa lagi?" (what else do you have?)
"steward, waiter, waitress, front desk officer. itu saja." (steward, waiter, waitress, front desk officer. that's all)
"itu macam ah...." (like that huh.....)
"macam ini lah, you isi application form dulu. kalau ada tempat, kita telephone you." (you fill in the application form first and if we have a place, we'll call you)
"oh okay."

MAN, SOME PEOPLE JUST DON'T UNDERSTAND...

scene 2
*one fella stomped into the office, placed his name tag on the table and sat down*
"i nak resign." (i wanna resign)
"kenapa?" (why?)
"tak suka kerja sini." (i don't like to work here)
"apasal?" (what happened?)
"bos asyik marah aje." (my boss kept scolding me)
"you dah hantar surat resign belum?" (have you hand in your resignation letter?)
"belum." (not yet)
"you kena tulis surat dulu." (you need to write a letter first)
"okay."
"bila nak resign?" (when do you wanna resign?)
"hari ini." (today)
"nak tulis surat sekarang?" (do you wanna write your letter now?)
"boleh. tapi macam mana nak tulis?" (can, but how to write?)
"you tulis lah alamat hotel, alamat you, nama, apasal nak resign...lepas tu sign lah." (you write your hotel's address, your home address, your name, reason you wanna resign..and sign)

*his boss stomped into the office, got him into the training room, screwed him like fucks....and both walked out about 15 minutes later*

"i dah tak nak resign lah." (i don't wanna resign anymore)
"oh."
"okay, i nak name tag i balik." (okay, i want to have my name tag back)

*B L U R*
PEOPLE. OH PEOPLE.

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